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Os Anais da Extrema Insignificância Mundial official archive

"BREAKING PARKER NEWS" Hard-Coded Manual News Updates Whenever I Feel Like It
Very exciting things are goin on in my life. One of those things is that my uncle came home to live with us, and he's remodeling one of our rooms as I type this... another thing is that I could be getting a job soon. I have to pass the employer's trials first... It'll be worth it, though! I really do hope they consider me.
Jan/05/2025
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"WHAT'S NEW PUNK!" THE SEMI-UP2DATE NEW-WRITING SECTION
Things have calmed down since I smashed into the curb, today I made a really wicked stirfry, it tasted really dirty and garbagy but in a really good way... I hope when I'm old and in some nursing home or whatever they still let me cook. Maybe I'll have my own house by then? Who knows ¯\_(-_-)_/¯ bearable.
08/23/24
I was biking with my dad to visit the great river in our city. It's a very long, very thin, national park. It's beautiful. On the way there, I accidentally braked (broke?) too hard and scraped my hands, knee, and hip. It was the first time I had been scraped in years, and I was bleeding. Not too much, just a little. It felt scary for a moment. Then I realized, I could change how I felt about it. I decided that the pain felt good, and that I needed the pain, after going to long without getting hurt. And you know what? It didn't hurt less, but it was more... bearable.
08/14/24
Nothin' much! Went to the library to check out some music CDs. The one I'm listening to right now is total garbage. It's hilarious. I thought it'd be cool 'cause it had hirigana on it. It's British music. bait and switch lol
08/13/24
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