Marked up by PawkerCC. My thanks go to the W3 group for all the stuff they did.
Beta males ONLYY. Alpha Males caught browsing will be reported to the male police
WHAT AM I LOOKING AT?
Hello! This is my website. I wanted to make a website because it's a convenient place to show off my Pixel Art! "Pixel Art" has existed for thousands of years, in lotsa forms: Looms, tiling, and knitted sweaters are all examples of the same kind of art. I use computer pixels!
There's other stuff here too. Enjoy!
ABOUT
THE ARTIST
MYSELF
I'm an artist first; a musician, swimmer, tech fanatic, hopeless dreamer, baker, second.
MYSPACE
I was born in the 2000's and I've lived in the Northern hemisphere almost my whole life. It's chilly up here
MYHOBBIEZ
When I'm REALLY bored I just like to think really hard about things.
I also like doodling in paper margins. I LOVE doodling on important documents, but I usually wait until they aren't important anymore.
fav food?
Rice pudding. It's a problem. I go feral for that. I have trouble thinking when rice pudding is around.
fav gam?
My favorite hobby is playing video games that are 3-40 years past their cultural prime
fav song?
This always fluctuates... I've listened to a wide, historical, euro-centric range of music, but I also enjoy Spanish orchestral stuff and Japanese pop. I'm into ABBA right now.
"BREAKING PARKER NEWS" Hard-Coded Manual News Updates Whenever I Feel Like It
I'm currently dog-sitting. I realized that my stride is housecleaning, and my speed is having way too much time on my hands. I wonder more about my future occupation with every day.
Here's a good thing to know: wondering can only widen your job prospects, but applying and practicing jobs will helpfully narrow them down!
There are a lot of things in my life I wish I knew sooner. I am thinking of making a cartoon series that goes in-depth on Things People Don't Explain for Some Reason.
Mar/29/2025
What's that? You want... m-muh-muh-more?? Check out the news archive and RECONSIDER!.
A R T I S I N A L S
P I X E L
my picksel artes : D
Up-scaled Examples for Better Viewing:
Art Dump!
I have an older art archive on my Padlet Profile. butt on -->
Did you notice some of them weren't pixel art?
Interested in commissioning me? Click this button to send me an e-mail!!
My prices range from 15-45 dollars depending on how complicated your request is.
"About That Shepherd" - Ryoji Yoshitomi, Wario Land 4
"Sand Ocean" - Naoto Ishida/Yumiko Kanki, F-Zero
"Ice Caves C" - Eirik Suhrke, Spelunky HD[audio loops!]
"Roll me in" - Yui Asaka & Mika Sato (Vocals), Hideki Tobeta (Music), Katamari Damacy
"Fuge de G moll" or "BWV 578" or "Little Fugue" - J.S. Bach, The Earth World
"Cutting the Sky" - Chikayo Fukuda (LieN), Solatorobo
"Shetland Mine" - Chikayo Fukuda (LieN), Solatorobo
Wario Land 4 is Nintendo's best Wario game. It rivals Super Mario Bros 3 in terms of consistent
quality. It has jams, art, and artsy jams like this.
______
F-Zero's a very Tactical racing game, which makes it sooo satisfying to get good at. If only it was
3 or 4 laps per track instead of 5. So close to perfection.
______
Spelunky is a game with good jams. Every section of the game is jammin'. You can hate the gameplay,
but you can't hate the live performance.
______
Katamari Damacy is a game you can emulate on your computer for free
______
It's "Johann Sebastian." Legend says that a wealthy musician once challenged him to a musical duel,
where all the drinkers and tavern-goers would judge who was better.
This duelist, when he heard Bach merely warming up his fingers, left.
______
Solatorobo is a robot-riding sumo-fighting role-playing story-game with cat-men and dog-women.
It's not particularly hard or fun, but it's so bursting-at-the-seams-full of love that I can't
help but care about it.
You can only play it on the DS, so find your favorite pirate website and download this game
to your favorite flashcart/emulator.
Two Solatorobo pieces are here. One plays when you fly through the sky, and the other plays
when you visit the town "Shetland." Every song in Solatorobo is worthy of being on this
website, but those are my favorites so far.
E
Tikka Masala. I also like Chai Masala, it is my favourite Chai. Mendala Masala is quite nice
This is a rough draft for some story about a greenhouse under the arctic sea.
[INVESTIGATE]
Here's a strange article I found in the papers...
[INVESTIGATE]
I LIKE THESE ARTISTS YOU WILL LIKE THEM TOO. YOU WILL LIKE THEM
- Pochowek is my favorite twitter furry artist. He is from Poland. He discusses high literature and philosophy in his subversively scrappy artwork. SCREAM IF YOU LOVE POLAND!!!!!!!!
- xxx_acidNeko_xxx is my 2nd favorite. He is on tumblr actually. He draws very colorful things in mspaint and he is cool and swaggy.
- I like OutsideWolves. The Wolves Outside. He is French. He draws non sequiters. His art reminds me of Hergé (AKA Georges Remi) (Hergé drew Tintin, if you didn't know.). Browse with mild caution.
- Yoko Shimomura is one of my favorite composers. She writes entire game soundtracks! She's worked on Street Fighter II, Super Mario RPG, and like 50 other video games. She still composes as of 2024 (this year!). She's currently working on Kingdom Hearts IV.
- Ryoji Yoshitomi. 'nuff said.
- umm uhh i like beethoven
- that's it!
F.A.Q. WHAT DOES THE CC IN YOUR NAME MEAN
it's not just letters; it's a symbol. it stands for cancer and hiv awareness.
F.A.Q. DOES IT STAND FOR CRAZY CRACKA
it DOES. yes
CLOSING THOUGHTS
Sometimes in my life I feel like the smartest coolest person the world, or like I'm living in my own world that was built for me. I can become arrogant and waste your time (I am sorry if we meet and I do this to you). But I am not super smart! And this world is not for me. How I feel is: remember to take a step back and think about the people outside of your own life. Always keep living!! Live with urgency and gusto and full of love for everything. Never be arrogant; there is no one to be arrogant to. Think hard about your thinking, and you will not go wrong. Go! With love!!<3
As I'm writing this I'm 19. I still have a long time to live, yet my life is so short. "Such is the human experience..." The connections you make, the friends you find, the love you share, will outlive you. It's our legacy. Always love people.
Always.
THANKS FOR VISITING! If you like good web page design, please check out these links.